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Description
Product Overview
Get ready to cuddle up with the happiest pecker around! The Happy Penis Pillow is soft, squishy, and designed to bring joy, laughter, and pure comfort to your home. With a big, goofy grin, this plush dong is always happy to be here—whether you’re squeezing it for stress relief, lounging with it on the couch, or making it the centerpiece of a hilarious gag gift exchange. Made with a super soft outer layer and plush filling, it’s the perfect body pillow for snuggling, propping up your legs, or just keeping you company on those lonely nights.
Key Features
- Super Soft and Squishable: This plush pecker is designed for maximum comfort with a fluffy filling and ultra-soft exterior, making it an ideal snuggle buddy.
- Perfect Gag Gift: Whether it’s for a bachelor or bachelorette party, a White Elephant gift exchange, or just a hilarious surprise, this plush pecker guarantees a good laugh!
- A Super Happy Pecker: This dong is extra plump and full of personality, featuring a big, happy grin that never fades.
- Machine Washable: Keep it clean effortlessly—just toss it in the wash with mild detergent and cold water, then air dry to maintain its fluffiness.
- Great for Any Occasion: Use it as a body pillow, travel companion, knee support, or fun bedroom décor. Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor in their comfort!
Measurements, Materials, and Specifications
- Small: 11.4 inches (29 cm) Height x 5.6 inches (14.2 cm) Width x 4.3 inches (11 cm) Depth
- Medium: 19.6 inches (49.8 cm) Height x 10.2 inches (25.9 cm) Width x 7 inches (17.8 cm) Depth
- Large: 25.7 inches (65.3 cm) Height x 14 inches (35.6 cm) Width x 9.5 inches (24.1 cm) Depth
- Materials: Soft plush polyester
- Color: Light
Material and Safety Emphasis
Crafted from high-quality, plush polyester, the Happy Penis Pillow is designed for durability and long-lasting softness. Whether you're squeezing, hugging, or resting on it, the premium materials ensure a cozy and enjoyable experience. Its hypoallergenic stuffing is safe for all users, making it a fun and worry-free addition to your collection of unique plushies.
Fun Uses & Gift Ideas
Looking for a conversation starter? This happy little pecker is ready to steal the show! Take it to sleepovers, bachelor parties, game nights, or holiday gatherings for an instant mood booster. It's also a hilarious yet functional pillow for long road trips or flights. Got a friend who could use a laugh? Surprise them with this unforgettable gift and watch their reaction!
Cleaning & Maintenance
Caring for your Happy Penis Pillow is easy! Simply wash it in cold water with mild detergent and air dry to keep it fluffy and soft. Avoid bleach and high heat to preserve its vibrant grin and plush texture.
Customer Benefits, Discreet Shipping & Billing
We value your privacy! Your Happy Penis Pillow will be shipped discreetly from Los Angeles with no mention of the contents on the packaging. We will bill you as TDH-BR to ensure your peace of mind. Plus, as a thank-you for shopping at TheDildoHub, we include a sexy surprise gift with every order! Got questions? Reach out to us at [email protected].
Why You Need the Happy Penis Pillow
Why settle for an ordinary pillow when you can have one that makes you smile every time you see it? Whether you're using it for comfort, decoration, or a guaranteed laugh, this hilarious yet cozy plush pecker is a must-have. Grab yours now and add a touch of humor to your cuddle game!
